We don’t drink every day and we don’t encourage excessive drinking. We only hope that our friends will come over and join us once in a while for a happy hour or two.
Meghan and Travis like to be silly whenever possible, because it helps, not only our moods, but our kids as well. This website aims to exaggerate feelings we have during frustrating parenting moments or in the everyday adult life. Yes, we’ll post how-tos and things we think are useful, but in the end, we hope we can be a fun outlet for every parent that is looking for a reason to understand why their kid is cleaning up a mess they “didn’t make,” after being told 8 times (at least).
So, we’ll take ridiculous photos, share quotes we’ve heard or said ourselves, all in the hopes you’ll stick around and maybe share your own thoughts with us.
We Might Be Silly
What other ways can we connect with each other? How about checking out our Winey Parent Wednesdays over on Instagram? How about our photo (booth) op we took advantage of during a recent wedding road trip?
We will share silly parent quotes, so follow our social media pages to be a part of these moments. We look forward to hearing your own parent comments in the reply section below and maybe you’ll share a silly quote too good to leave off this page!
I Might Be Drinking Because... [Parent Quotes]
Today’s “Reasons I’m Drinking” is brought to you by a post-Halloween candy hangover. Seriously, the kids at school must have eaten a bag of candy before coming to me today. Also, I am covered in snot and tears…from OTHER people’s kids! My own kid wiped his sweaty messy head all over me. I need a shower and a strong drink. Stay tuned to find out what I’ll be drinking tonight!🧟♂️😕🙃😵🍶🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🥃<== I need ALL of those drinks!
Reasons we are drinking tonight:
1. Full moon was in full effect at school today.
2. Our daughter came home and told us that her entire butt went into the toilet at school today. 🤢
3. The kids are dancing naked in the hallway (at home, not school!).
4. It’s Winey Parent Wednesday!
More Parent Quotes Soon
We’ll share more parent quotes as soon as one of us stubs our toe, our friends share one of their relatable stories, or we make it through the week and a celebration is in order!